Read me, please!

I type whatever is on my brain. If you're under the age of 18, please leave!
I'll get Ofcom's "Safety" Act on you if you don't! OooOOoO!!!

Dates are ISO-8601 compliant, as they damn well should be.

a special day for a special dog!

unc ahh dog

potatoes

local white guy goes on about potatoes, and why they're kinda awesome