Read me, please!

I type whatever is on my brain. If you're under the age of 18, please leave!
I'll get Ofcom's "Safety" Act on you if you don't! OooOOoO!!!

Dates are ISO-8601 compliant, as they damn well should be.

twenty years of xbox 360: a short reminisce

local white guy vaguely remembers being six years old and owning a white box twenty years ago.

reminiscing about animal crossing new leaf's "tortimer island"

kapp'n my beloved

potatoes

local white guy goes on about potatoes, and why they're kinda awesome